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The Esmé Show
by
Tracy Weston
Episode 2
Alex goes under the
knife...and gets more than she bargained for! That's what she gets for having
Dr. Littlechap for a plastic surgeon!
| Esme: |
Welcome to the Esme Show! My
first guests are Dr. John Littlechap and Alex Ford! |
| Esme: |
What a tramp! |
| Paige: |
I'm so much better than Esme! |
| Dr. L: |
@$%**!!! |
| Alex: |
Can I have a footstool for Cryin'
Out Loud?? |
| Esme: |
So..tell us
Paige, why are you such a brazen hussy... oops..I mean...confused! |
| Paige: |
I can't help
it... men just want me... It's not my fault! |
| Dr. L: |
Amen! |
| Alex: |
Dr. John, when do
we take off the bandages?? |
| Dr. L.: |
Wow...look at those
legs! |
| Alex: |
Dr. John, are you
listening to me? I said when can we these bandages off?? |
| Esme: |
What a load. I'm so
much hotter than she is. |
| Paige: |
It's sooooooo hard
looking this way. I..just...fall apart. |
| Dr. L.: |
Wanna talk about it
later? |
| Alex: |
Hello??? What about
me! Does anyone care??? |
| Paige: |
There's no way in
hell I'd go out with you! |
| Dr. L: |
Well how about just
making out with me?? |
| Esme: |
Quick, go to
commercial! |
| Paige: |
Gross! Pervert! Get
away! |
| Alex |
DOES ANYONE CARE
THAT THIS HURTS??? |
| Dr. L: |
Oh shut-up! |
| Esme: |
Get
ready folks! We are about to witness first hand Dr. John's astounding
work! |
| Dr. L: |
I Rule! |
| Alex: |
Oh I'm
so excited! I'm going to call every available man I know!! Even
the married ones! |
| Esme: |
Lord have Mercy! |
| Alex: |
How do I look? Are
my eyelashes smooshed? How's my hair? |
| Dr. L: |
Ummm....... Ooooops. |
| Alex: |
How bad is it?
I was going to call Christian Wolfe! Now Tyler's going to try to steal
him! |
| Dr. L: |
Well...um...there's
still some swelling... don't worry....it'll go away...after a few weeks |
| Esme: |
Oh the humanity. |
| Dr. L: |
It really doesn't
look too bad from this angle. |
| Alex: |
You're hiding
something... I just know it! |
| Esme: |
Oh NO no no no, girl, hold up!
HEY! STOP! |
| Alex: |
I NEED TO FIND A MIRROR! |
| Esme: |
You
ruined my show...do you know how long I had to go without cheesecake to fit
in this dress? I'm gonna kill you! |
| Alex: |
AAAWWWRRRRgghh! I'M GOING TO DESTROY YOU LITTLE MAN! |
Dr. L: Oh Crap.
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Esme Show Episode One
Esme Show Episode Two
Esme Show Episode Three
Esme Show Episode Four
Esme Show Episode Five
Esme Show Episode Seven
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