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The
Esmé Show
by
Tracy Weston
Episode 4
Esme hosts a special dating segment. These
girls are going to be single forever.
| Sydney: |
We just wanted a
simple date. That's it. |
| Tyler: |
So Esme decided to
have a special dating segment on her show. How were we supposed to know??? |
| Sydney: |
Todays fashion slap
goes to Alex....because some trends should never be revisited! |
| Esme: |
Welcome to The Esme
Show! Today is a special dating segment! Let's bring out the bachelor! |
| Sydney: |
Bitch! |
| Tyler: |
He's mine!!! |
| Esme: |
Not again! |
| Sydney: |
Ick! |
| Mr. Man: |
whazzzup??? |
| Tyler: |
Hmmm... Good butt...bad
dresser!! |
| Esme: |
This is MY show,
dammit! |
| Sydney: |
He's all yours,
Tyler |
| Mr. Man: |
Check me out, Baby! |
| Tyler: |
Changed my mind...
you can have him! |
| Esme: |
YOU SIT YOUR DUMBASS DOWN! |
| Mr. Man: |
Relax, Sugarmama! There's plenty
of me to go around! |
| Tyler: |
You tell him, Esme! |
| Esme: |
Mr. Man, I'm not
telling you again...show some respect! |
| Sydney: |
Got yourself a
fella, eh Tyler? Haha. |
| Mr. Man: |
Hey Red... wanna
sneak off backstage??? |
| Tyler: |
Bit me, Sydney! |
| Esme: |
Didn't listen, did you jackass?? |
| Sydney: |
Good aim! |
| Mr. Man: |
Owww! |
| Esme: |
Here's bachelorette #3...oh
lord. |
| Alex: |
Hi, everybody! |
| Tyler: |
It's attack of the Silicone
Woman!! |
| Esme: |
Now, what ya'll
don't know, is that Alex had a bad fall and hit her head... so she's a
little funny. That doesn't stop Sydney fro being really P.O'd about a nasty
article Alex wrote about her. Will Syd get her revenge? Stay
tuned! |
| Sydney: |
Relax, I have a plan. |
| Tyler: |
This place is crawling with
paparazzi! What if they recognize us??? |
| Tyler: |
Wow!!! uh...Aqua
Velva! |
| Mr. Man: |
Yeah, I knew all
along that you dug me! |
| Alex: |
Where ya goin'...
foxy man-doll? |
| Tyler: |
Hurry...do it now!! |
| Sydney: |
Hey there, handsome! |
| Mr. Man: |
Oh yeah! |
| Alex: |
Hey... who turned out the
lights? |
| Tyler: |
Ahahahah hahahahah |
| Sydney: |
This will cool you off, sport. |
| Alex: |
Wow... the lights are back on! |
| Sydney: |
Moihahahaha! |
| Tyler: |
Heehee! |
| Sydney: |
Smile pretty, Alex! |
| Tyler: |
*grin* |
Sydney: High Five!
Tyler: We rule!
| Sydney: |
I'm inclined to
agree. |
| Tyler: |
You see...it's not
that we're mean or vindictive (hehe), it's just that until Robert gives us a
real Man-Doll...well...we'll just keep mis-behaving. |
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Esme Show Episode Four
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