Part 1 Kat arrives at Lisa's House
Package arrives in the mail. No big
deal. I've ordered stuff. Too busy to open it but do wonder why it
seems a bit small. Two days later, decide to open the package. This
is what I found:
I'm nervous.... but still, I move in closer to
see the card and the picture.....
Oh my God.... TK is in MY HOUSE. I've spent
MONTHS eating Chocolate Marshmallow Eggs just to Avoid the temptation of this
EVIL doll. At least she's still closed up in the box. What am I
going to do? How do I get rid of her....
I turn over her card and there's a message:
LeeAnn and MT Deb have sent this evil creature
to ME!!! All those pounds I gained were for nothing.....
I move the TK box aside, in case there
was any question whatsoever about the contents of the TK Box, they have included
the following outfits:
Scared, I leave the room and don't return
until the next day.
What I don't realize is... even from her box
she has POWER over me! Next thing I know... she's got me on Ebay!
Ralph Lauren, Burberry, Anne Klein, BMR
outfits... this doll has great, but very expensive, taste! I leave the
room again, hoping all the auctions will be outbid. She wants this
stuff... let her watch them...
She does. She buys. She
continues to buy.... She still isn't even out of the BOX yet!
Stay tuned for more chronicles in the life of
Lisa's Tiny Kitty..... or should we say, Tiny Kitty's story as told by her
slave - Lisa.
Look people! ONCE AND FOR ALL - IT'S NOT PEEPS.
IT WAS NEVER PEEPS!
Oh no.... the Mail lady was just here... TK's
ebay purchases are starting to arrive!!!
Having spent the weekend in the Hamptons with
Ralph Lauren and other pals, Kat awaits the custom outfit that Ralph is sending
to her. Despite knowing Ralph for years, and having a huge wardrobe of his
Couture outfits, Kat decides to read the deliciously gossipy new biography on
him. There's really nothing in it she doesn't know... She was, after
all, the one who comforted Kim when the "affair" ended. Still, it's a fun
The next day, Kat decides to relax as she
waits for her daily purchases to arrive.
She spends the day at the beach, playing lifeguard.
Tiring of this, she checks out an empty Lifeguard
station, hoping for the
HOT new lifeguard she's heard about to show up!
Kat's Trip to Scottsdale
Kat's Feud with Ralph
A Phone Call From Citibank