Lola

By Penny Thompson

Now Girls.. get real about your future.  Here's what counts..a good martini at the end of the day, all the jewelry you can fit in a steamer trunk, and a nice nest egg to pay for cosmetic surgery in case you can't get on "Extreme Makeovers."

Mommie neber tol' me 'dis.."

Wuz' extreem bakeover?

So, Toots, whadda say we go trollin' by the pool?

Golly, Trudee, I don't behave like that!

Oh, GAWD! Not that old lech!

Where's Dean when I need him....TWO babes!

Dum, deedeldee dum... trah lah lah, Golly what a nice day!

Hiya Cookies! Care to be strangers in the night?

So, honey, whatcha say we make beautiful music together?

Oh, PULEEZE! And trip over your Viagra dispenser? Take a hike, Sparky.

OH MY GOODNESS! Ohhhhhhh...... thud.

I love a dame with spirit! She's just playin' me...

GAWD! Whadda loser... and blue contacts no less...

Gawd, I say that to my DAWG!

YO! Red!  Up, girl....c'mon... get your tushee off the ground!  YO!  Bad girl!